{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}