{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}
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The fifth and final season of the military science fiction television series Stargate Atlantis commenced airing on the Sci Fi Channel in the United States on July 11, 2008, concluded on the same channel on January 9, 2009, and contained 20 episodes. The show itself is a spin off of its sister show, Stargate SG-1. The season upgrades previous supporting characters cast members such as Richard Woolsey and Jennifer Keller. Amanda Tapping's character Samantha Carter was downgraded to recurring character in this season. The fifth and final season is about a military-science expedition team fighting against the Wraith from their base of operation, Atlantis. The Wraith primary goal is to gather a fleet to invade Atlantis and find their new \"feeding ground\", Earth.
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{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}
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Derrin Lamker is an American college football coach. He is the head football coach for Osseo Senior High School, a position he has held since 2025, and from 2005 to 2015. He was the head football coach for Edina High School from 2017 to 2019 and Augsburg University from 2020 to 2024. He also was an assistant for Augsburg and Robbinsdale Armstrong High School. He played college football for Augsburg as a quarterback.
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